There is no guide for this game yet. But apparently it is EASY POINTS!

 

 

High Roller - 20 points

Complete all story missions in Las Paradiso.

 

Destroy All Humans! - 20 points

Destroy 1,979 Humans.

 

A-Lister - 20 points

Complete all story missions in Sunnywood.

 

Zen Master  - 25 points

Complete all story missions in Shen Long.

 

Big Fromage  - 30 points

Complete all story missions in Belleville.

 

Furon Commander - 35 points

Complete all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon.

 

Pox's Apprentice - 20 points

Complete half of the Odd Jobs in the game.

 

The Emperor's Agent - 40 points

Complete all odd jobs in the game.

 

Sacred Son of Arkvoodle - 30 points

Activate all of the landing zones in every invasion site.

 

Apocalypse Right Now  - 90 points

Complete all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlock all Landing Zones.

 

Biologist - 20 points

Collect 10000 Furon DNA.

 

Biochemist - 25 points

Collect 1000000 Furon DNA.

 

Brain Surgeon - 30 points

Collect 5000000 Furon DNA.

 

Sleeps with the Fishes - 20 points

Destroy 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso.

 

THQ 1138 - 20 points

Destroy 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood.

 

Fist of Furon - 20 points

Destroy 15 Triads in Shen Long.

 

The Francodyne Connection - 25 points

Destroy 15 Francodyne Guards.

 

Red Scare - 35 points

Destroy 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon.

 

Massive Damage - 20 points

Trash 500 vehicles.

 

Paradiso Pursuer - 20 points

Find all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso.

 

Sunnywood Seeker - 20 points

Find all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood

 

Shen Long Scout - 20 points

Find all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long.

 

Belleville Beneficiary - 20 points

Find all the Furon Nails in Belleville.

 

Furon Factfinder - 20 points

Find all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon.

 

Fist Master - 20 points

Use the Temporal Fist 75 times.

 

Carnie - 20 points

Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games.

 

Shock Trooper - 20 points

Shock 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic.

 

Proctologist - 20 points

Probe 100 humans with the Anal Probe.

 

Horticulturist - 20 points

Feed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap.

 

Furoball Dribbler - 20 points

Bounce 100 humans with the Superballer.

 

Furon in the Sky - 20 points

Liquify 100 buildings with the Death Ray.

 

Flyswatter - 20 points

Take down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones.

 

DAHM Master - 25 points

Find all 8 DAHMs.

 

Pro-Pain - 10 points

Las Paradiso - Shoot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building.

 

The 'Wood - 10 points

Sunnywood - Destroy "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign .

 

Globeclotter - 10 points

Sunnywood - Destroy several humans within 3 seconds with the globe.

 

Donut Holed - 10 points

Sunnywood - Throw a civilian through the donut hole.

 

Definitely Not in Kansas - 10 points

Shen Long - Unleash the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air.

 

Monkish Bowling - 10 points

Shen Long - Use the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw.

 

Barge Boomer - 10 points

Belleville - Destroy the barges.

 

Arc de Umph - 10 points

Belleville - Throw a human above the Arc.

 

Crypto Sutra - 90 points

Complete all Paths of Enlightenment.