‘Is he strong? Listen Bud, He’s got radioactive blood, Can he swing...lal lah” Actually that’s the only words I know. Sub-par my lyric kowledge maybe, but so are the achievements for Spiderman : Web of Shadows, released 21st October.

Talk about zzzzzz. They obviously wrote them on the back of beer mat during an extended lunch, because 18 of them (out of 27) are secret. Which generally could be story related, but lets hope they are not. As for the rest, they seem very generic. But in saying that, they do look easy. Kill this many enemies, find collectibles, etc. Judge for yourself.

Complete Story, Act One - 50 points

Complete Act One

Complete Story, Act Two - 50 points

Complete Act Two

Complete Web of Shadows - 75 points

Complete Game

Ultimate Spider-Man - 50 points

Purchase all Upgrades

Obsessive Spider-Man - 25 points

Complete 60 Bonus Goals

Excessive Spider-Man - 15 points

Complete Half of All Optional Goals

Max Out Spider-Man - 75 points

Max Out Spider-Man

Heroic Accumulation - 25 points

Find Half of all Collectibles

First One Hundred - 15 points

Find 100 Collectibles

50 Hit Combo - Spider Silk - 10 points

Execute 50 Hit Combo “Spider Silk”

100 Hit Combo - Ownership - 25 points

Execute 100 Hit Combo “Ownership”

250 Hit Combo - Neighborly 50 points

Execute 250 Hit Combo “Neighborly”

Great Power - 10 points

Thwart 25 City Crimes

Great Responsibility - 25 points

Thwart 100 City Crimes

Defeat 100 Enemies - 20 points

Defeat 100 Enemies

Defeat 500 Enemies - 35 points

Defeat 500 Enemies

No Sweat - 50 points

Defeat 1000 Enemies

The Bigger They Come… - 5 points

Defeat First Tech Mech

Eviction - 5 points

Pull Tech Mech Pilot from his seat

Encountered - 5 points

Parry then Counter Attack one enemy

Over the Counter - 10 points

Parry then Counter Attack 100 enemies

Bowling Ball - 5 points

Web Swing-Kick 5 Enemies in a single pass

Trampoline 25 points

Web-Strike Bounce 20 Enemies in succession

Overkill - 20 points

Perform all three types of attacks (Ground, Air, Wall) on a single enemy 10 times

Ground Combo Skill - 15 points

Defeat 50 Enemies using only Ground Combos

Air Combo Skill - 15 points

Defeat 50 Enemies using only Air Combos

Wall Combo Skill - 15 points

Defeat 50 Enemies using only Wall Combos

Secret Achievement  - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 15 points

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Secret Achievement - 15 points

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Secret Achievement - 15 points

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Secret Achievement - 15 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 15 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 20 points

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Secret Achievement - 5 points

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Secret Achievement - 5 points

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Secret Achievement - 5 points

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