Got a Car and a Date - 15 points
Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
Start a Revolution - 15 points
Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
Thick as a Baby's Arm - 15 points
Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"
Hair Remover - 15 points
Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"
French Kiss Instructor - 15 points
Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff - 15 points
Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"
Ran to the Hills - 15 points
Completed "It's Raining Death"
Fistfull of Fog - 15 points
Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
No More Tears - 15 points
Completed "Sea of Black Tears"
Groupie - 25 points
Completed Campaign mode on Easy
Roadie - 25 points
Completed Campaign mode on Normal
Legend - 25 points
Completed Campaign mode on Brutal
Overkill - 20 points
Completed all hunting secondary missions
Squeal Like a Chicken - 20 points
Completed all racing secondary missions
Protector - 20 points
Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
Metal God - 50 points
Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
Serpent Samaritan - 10 points
Freed 40 Bound Serpents
Serpent Spanker - 15 points
Freed 80 Bound Serpents
Serpent Savior - 25 points
Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
One Hit Wonder - 5 points
Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
Loyal Customer - 25 points
Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
Virtuoso - 20 points
Learned all guitar solos
Tourist - 20 points
Viewed all vistas
Now You Must Tell the Tale - 20 points
View all Legends
Voices From Beyond - 20 points
Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal
Flowerslave - 20 points
Summoned all Motor Forges
Practice Bloody Practice - 10 points
Won an AI Stage Battle - any difficulty
Iron Fist - 20 points
Won an AI Stage Battle - Brutal difficulty
Victör - 10 points
Won a ranked multiplayer match
Subjügator - 20 points
Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches
Cönquerer - 50 points
Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches
Master of the Flame - 20 points
Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
Master of the Tear - 20 points
Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
Master of the Blood - 20 points
Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
Armchair General - 20 points
Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
Favored - 30 points
Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
Sellout - 30 points
Spent 250,000 fans - any mode
Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper - 20 points
Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
I've never touched an axe before - 30 points
Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode
Silence, groundwalker! - 10 points
Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
Six Degrees of Schafer - 15 points
Played with or against another player who has this Achievement
Ringleader - 15 points
Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
Painkiller - 15 points
Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
Dollpocalypse - 15 points
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
Euthanasia - 15 points
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
Death From Above - 15 points
Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
Coolest Thing Ever - 15 points
Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
Beast Master - 15 points
Rode every animal in the world
Boar Bather - 50 points
Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
Quill Tosser - 20 points
Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins