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Written by Slam Da Brakes   
Sunday, 12 December 2010 01:10
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I am going to sneak in a little Kinect bashing here. Just for a little bit amusement for all the non-conformists. Posted below is a video that will not surprise you, but it did embarrass Microsoft...

 

Below we have a gamer playing Kinect Joyride and coming third place WITHOUT moving a muscle. This is the height of game technology where games play themselves.  If only it could unlock all the achievements this way, I am sure Joyride would be riding high on the charts. 

 

Thanks goes to Kinect GEL Ride for the video.

 

NO MOVEMENT KINECT VIDEO

 

 

 

 

JOYRIDE ACHIEVEMENTS

 

Strike a Pose - 5 points

Match 100 poses in the Trick activity

 

Rookie Trickster - 25 points

Play the Trick activity 10 times

 

Veteran Trickster - 50 points

Play the Trick activity 30 times

 

Tricky Points - 5 points

Get 300,000 cumulative points in the Trick activity

 

Doubles Match! - 25 points

Get Flawless on all poses with both players in a two-player Trick activity

 

Perfect Match! - 10 points

Get Flawless on all poses in the Trick activity

 

Rookie Stunter - 25 points

Play the Stunt activity 10 times

 

Veteran Stunter - 50 points

Play the Stunt activity 30 times

 

High Jumper - 5 points

Get a jump height of 110 meters in the Stunt activity

 

Superior Stunter - 5 points

Get a score of 1,500,000 points in one round of the Stunt activity

 

Bonus Collector - 25 points

Hit a total of 5,000 bonus items in the Stunt activity

 

Bonus Bounty - 10 points

Get seven stunt platinum seals in a round of the Stunt activity

 

Rookie Dasher - 25 points

Play the Dash activity 10 times

 

Veteran Dasher - 50 points

Play the Dash activity 30 times

 

Clean Run - 25 points

Race a clean run in the Dash activity

 

Double Dragrun - 5 points

Finish a run with a second player in the Dash activity

 

Dashtardly Good - 10 points

Miss 40 obstacles in a row in the Dash activity

 

Speed Demon - 5 points

Get a top speed of 220 km/h in the Dash activity

 

Speedy Assassin - 5 points

Destroy the Boss Statue in fewer than 30 seconds in the Smash activity

 

Super Smasher - 25 points

Destroy a total of 2,000 mini-Statues in the Smash activity

 

Smashing Drift - 5 points

Destroy 100 mini-Statues in one drift in the Smash activity

 

Rookie Smasher - 25 points

Play the Smash activity 10 times

 

Veteran Smasher - 50 points

Play the Smash activity 30 times

 

Smash High Score - 10 points

Get 800,000 points in one round of the Smash activity

 

Race King - 10 points

Get 10 first-place finishes in the Pro or Battle activity in offline play

 

Rookie Racer - 25 points

Play the Pro or Battle activity 10 times in offline play

 

Veteran Racer - 50 points

Play the Pro or Battle activity 30 times in offline play

 

Split Time - 5 points

Race in split screen in the Pro or Battle activity in offline play

 

Stunt Driver - 25 points

Perform 500 air stunts in the Pro or Battle activity in offline play

 

Pacifist Champion - 5 points

Win a Battle without using an item in offline play

 

Airtime King - 10 points

Get 12 seconds of airtime in one go

 

Head in the Clouds - 10 points

Get 300 seconds of total airtime in offline play

 

Drift King - 10 points

Drift for 200 meters in one go

 

Drift the Distance - 10 points

Drift for a total of 5 kilometers in offline play

 

World Traveler - 10 points

Drive a total of 50 kilometers in offline play

 

Experienced - 10 points

Play each activity once in solo offline play

 

Constant Companion - 10 points

Play each activity with a second player in offline play

 

Can’t Get Enough - 25 points

Play each activity 10 times in offline play

 

Marathon - 25 points

Get behind the wheel for 5 hours in offline play

 

Been There, Done That - 100 points

Play on all tracks in offline play

 

Four Times the Fun - 10 points

Sign in four gamer profiles

 

Learner’s License - 10 points

Complete the tutorial

 

Test Driver - 100 points

Drive every vehicle style in offline play

 

Get Connected - 10 points

Play an Xbox LIVE race

 

Super Marathon - 50 points

Get behind the wheel for 10 hours in offline play

 

 

 

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